Musing on gardening and life in the heart of rural Wiltshire. Well, erm Chippenham actually...
Great picture, but I think your normal nose is funnier! All best, Fat Gardener
person or garden gnome? ;)
How fetching you look, new hairdo? ;-)What's red with green stripes?A tomato wearing green suspenders.
What a cheery, fun photo! I don't know many garden jokes--actually, I don't retain jokes of any sort, too often--but I have this old, silly joke that used to crack me up as a kid:What's purple and lights up? An electric grape.
The Fat Gardener - hello, this is my real nose - you've only seen me with my comedy one on before ;)Petoskystone - definitely a garden gnomeYolanda - good to see you adding such a classy joke to the list ;)Jodi - tee hee, that reminds me of another grape joke that's on the linked list :)WV says minglema - what my mum does when she goes to a party ;)
Love the nose. Here's my contribution:What's the difference between knowledge and wisdom?Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.Wisdom is not putting a tomato in fruit salad.
Victoria - humour and philosophy in one: pure class :)
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