Seen at the Festival of the Tree

...if you would be happy all your life, plant a garden ~ Chinese proverb

Friday, 18 March 2011

Red Nose Day 2011

If you have, put her back immediately!

We had loads of gardening jokes for Red Nose Day in 2009, which has been my most read post for the past month. Do add some more in the Comments below ;)


  1. The Fat Gardener18 March 2011 at 12:16

    Great picture, but I think your normal nose is funnier! All best, Fat Gardener

  2. How fetching you look, new hairdo? ;-)

    What's red with green stripes?

    A tomato wearing green suspenders.

  3. What a cheery, fun photo! I don't know many garden jokes--actually, I don't retain jokes of any sort, too often--but I have this old, silly joke that used to crack me up as a kid:

    What's purple and lights up?

    An electric grape.

  4. The Fat Gardener - hello, this is my real nose - you've only seen me with my comedy one on before ;)

    Petoskystone - definitely a garden gnome

    Yolanda - good to see you adding such a classy joke to the list ;)

    Jodi - tee hee, that reminds me of another grape joke that's on the linked list :)

    WV says minglema - what my mum does when she goes to a party ;)

  5. Love the nose. Here's my contribution:
    What's the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
    Wisdom is not putting a tomato in fruit salad.

  6. Victoria - humour and philosophy in one: pure class :)

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