We had loads of gardening jokes for Red Nose Day in 2009, which has been my most read post for the past month. Do add some more in the Comments below ;)
What a cheery, fun photo! I don't know many garden jokes--actually, I don't retain jokes of any sort, too often--but I have this old, silly joke that used to crack me up as a kid:
Love the nose. Here's my contribution: What's the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in fruit salad.
If you have, put her back immediately!
Great picture, but I think your normal nose is funnier! All best, Fat Gardener
ReplyDeleteperson or garden gnome? ;)
ReplyDeleteHow fetching you look, new hairdo? ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhat's red with green stripes?
A tomato wearing green suspenders.
What a cheery, fun photo! I don't know many garden jokes--actually, I don't retain jokes of any sort, too often--but I have this old, silly joke that used to crack me up as a kid:
ReplyDeleteWhat's purple and lights up?
An electric grape.
The Fat Gardener - hello, this is my real nose - you've only seen me with my comedy one on before ;)
ReplyDeletePetoskystone - definitely a garden gnome
Yolanda - good to see you adding such a classy joke to the list ;)
Jodi - tee hee, that reminds me of another grape joke that's on the linked list :)
WV says minglema - what my mum does when she goes to a party ;)
Love the nose. Here's my contribution:
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting a tomato in fruit salad.
Victoria - humour and philosophy in one: pure class :)
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