- Start a very successful farm shop and cafe business on the outskirts of Chippenham
- Ensure you have a wide range of organic goods with which to tempt your customers
- Constantly change your stock so that only the freshest of items are on display
- Wait for a blogger with a camera to notice you've not been quite so good at changing your signage
- Et voila!
I think the squirrels must have taken them, just like they have from the hazel trees at the side of the house ;)