Local News Just In
Just a quick post today as I'm working flat out on the new blog and I'm feeling a bit tired. However, a quick break this evening to catch up with our local newspaper revealed the following nuggets I'd like to share with you:
- A spokesman for a local company said he had 'no comment at this stage'. Can I have his job please? I think I might be able to cope with that.
- Someone who drove away after filling up at a local petrol station without paying at 11.50pm was described as 'wearing denim jeans with Calvin Klein underwear showing'. If they could spot that at that time of night, how come there's no detailed description of his facial appearance?
- A local crop circle spotting group camped out all night in field without finding anything. A rather spectacular, large and intricate six-sided star design was found in the same field an hour after they'd left.
- A promotion for a forthcoming advertisement feature asks the question 'Do you serve food to die for?' I do hope not.